we should've jumped out of that airplane after all

Someone came in the store today looking for a book of hangover cures. When I asked why he didn’t use the internet to find one he said the screen was too bright and could I please talk quieter. Then he threw up in front of the till.

I love the 5th of July.

Actually glad to be back to be back in America, never thought I’d even think that a month with my father was a month too much. He seems to forget I have my own life here and I’ve managed to survive perfectly fine without him controlling every part of what I do, what I eat, how I dress and so on. Pa Fathers.

I think I need to get a pet, no idea if my building allows them or how to find out. Knowing my landlord if I ask him, he’ll say no anyway just to spite people.

I have that stupid ‘The Mysterious Ticking Noise’ song stuck in my head thanks to a collage. I don’t need to have “Snape, Snape, Severus Snape’ looping around, no matter how much I like the books.